The Nomads claim they’ve walked over four million kilometres this wipe.

Sven checked the paperwork. Every Nomad submitted the same receipt from a shoe shop that sank three years ago.

The Island Walking Authority now demands physical evidence:

50 complete pairs of Nomad Feet.

Not 100 random feet.
Not 47 left feet and “something close enough.”
They must be delivered in matching pairs.

Last time Bengan mixed them up, he accidentally created a circle and summoned an accountant.

📍 Speak to Quest Dude
🎯 Hunt Nomads
🦶 Collect 50 matching pairs of Nomad Feet
⚠️ Please keep The Connoisseur away from the evidence

One foot proves a hop. Two feet prove a journey.

A simple supply contract for Fäbojäntan 2 has turned into a very Swedish disaster.

Help Quest Dude keep production moving with dairy deliveries, brioche bread, wool, and a few increasingly questionable requests.

🐿️ Deal with squirrels taking over the film set.
🐢 Handle the crew’s mysterious sea turtle order. Don’t ask.
🐄 Hunt 50 cows to learn Gut Extraction.
🐂 Hunt 30 bulls to improve your casing skills and learn sausage stuffing.
🚢 Recover black peppercorns from a sunken Dizzle Shipping cargo ship.
📖 Learn the Falukorv Recipe and get production started!

Then deliver 100 Falukorv. Just ten. Surely demand won’t explode when the movie releases…

🔁 NEW REPEATABLE QUESTS

🌭 Deliver 5,000 or 10,000 Falukorv to keep the island’s increasingly unstable sausage economy running.
🐢 Hunt 1,000 Sea Turtles in The Turtle Conspiracy—Quest Dude insists they’re planning something.

New crafting skills, custom items, and badges!

Sven wanted dinner. Bengan started a logistics company.
You’re dealing with the consequences.

Locked crates now have a chance to drop bags, bananas, 12G Bucks, and other goodies!

You could walk away richer, better equipped… or holding a banana. Survival is about balance. 🍌💰

🚢 Need a bag for all your questionable life choices?
Locked crates on ghost ships have a higher chance to drop bags! Just politely explain to the ghosts that you’re here for the luggage.

Happy looting, and remember: a banana drop still counts as a win. 👻

One rocket just isn’t enough… so we’re adding more!! 💥

With Rocket Magazine, you can load your rocket launcher with more than one rocket and keep firing before you need to reload! 🔥

🔓 Unlocks at Prestige 3

More rockets. Less reloading. More destruction. 😈

Pixelator has arrived, and apparently reality is not cube-shaped enough.

Start the new **CubeBuild** questline: fight Pixelator, grow weird wheat, collect tiny brains, recover lost cubes and create unstable construction technology that probably should not exist.

And once that goes wrong in the expected way, unlock the new **Brainrot Snus** chain — gather damaged brains, dry them, steal Brainfreeze Crystals and craft a snus so questionable even Sven is worried.

Build cubes.
Harvest brains.
Make terrible snus.
Perfectly normal 12G science.

Pixelator has arrived, and apparently reality is not cube-shaped enough.

Start the new **CubeBuild** questline: fight Pixelator, grow weird wheat, collect tiny brains, recover lost cubes and create unstable construction technology that probably should not exist.

And once that goes wrong in the expected way, unlock the new **Brainrot Snus** chain — gather damaged brains, dry them, steal Brainfreeze Crystals and craft a snus so questionable even Sven is worried.

Build cubes.
Harvest brains.
Make terrible snus.
Perfectly normal 12G science.

A new skill has been added under:

Prestige 1 → Build & Craft → Tier 100

Unlock WallMe and surround your entire base with a perfectly sized circular compound using a single chat command!

WallMe detects your Tool Cupboard’s building, calculates the ideal radius and constructs the wall within seconds.

Features

📏 Automatically calculates the correct wall radius
🪵 Supports both Wood and Stone walls
🚪 Automatically places two gates
📦 Uses walls and gates directly from your inventory
🚫 Avoids roads, rails, monuments, safe zones and other blocked areas
💾 Walls remain linked to your Tool Cupboard after server restarts
🗑️ Tracked walls are removed if the Tool Cupboard is destroyed
♻️ Optional refunds when removing your compound walls
🔒 Wall decay is disabled

Reach Prestige 1, unlock Build & Craft Tier 100, and let WallMe do the boring work for you! 🏰

We’ve massively expanded the Raidable Bases on the server with 210 brand-new, handcrafted bases! 💥

The new bases cover every difficulty:

🟢 Easy: 60
🔵 Medium: 60
🟠 Hard: 30
🔴 Expert: 30
☠️ Nightmare: 30

Good news!

After spending way too many hours fighting broken plugins, missing dependencies, and Rust update chaos... the server is finally back online! 🎉

Most of the important plugins are now working, and the server is fully playable again.

That said, there are still a few minor issues here and there. If you notice something that's broken or behaving strangely, please let me know in the bug-report channel. I'll keep a list and fix things as updates become available.

Thanks so much for your patience while the server was offline. I really appreciate everyone sticking around. ❤️

Now get back in there, build your bases, raid your neighbors, and have fun!

See you in-game! 🚁🔫

Well… I gave it my best shot, but there are simply too many broken plugins after the update to make the server enjoyable (or even properly playable).

So… sorry everyone. 😅

I guess it’s the universe telling you all to go outside, touch some grass, spend time with your families… or maybe even play another game for a week. 😆

Unfortunately, I’m away on vacation and won’t be back until next Friday, so I won’t be able to get everything fixed before then.

The server will remain offline until I get home next Friday. ☠️

Thanks for your patience and understanding. We’ll come back stronger once everything is updated and working properly again.

Have a great week, and I’ll see you all next Friday! ❤️